Today’s Rant…
Today is "Earth Day", the mere mention of which is making me want to barf. I’m heartened, however, that I’m drinking my morning coffee from a styrofoam cup. Anyway, I saw a public service announcement on TV with Nancy Pelosi and Newt Gingrich promoting the need to combat "climate change". What on earth (pun intended) is Newt doing? Maybe he’s trying to rehabilitate his image as a Republican partisan hack…Whatever he’s up to, this is the wrong approach.
I really want to celebrate "Earth Day". I’ve been contemplating just what to do. I’ve thought about leaving my incandescent lights on all day and night. Or maybe I’ll do something creative with my septic tank…I’m sure I’ll come up with something.
Your septic tank may get creative of its own accord, with all this rain.
Our septic system had an enema a couple of weeks ago, so it’s working too well at present to celebrate on its own.